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person 1: are you busy today babe
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend

person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021
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"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
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Suck Your Mum

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A phrase to shout when someone insults your tea drinking habits, or when they complain about you praying to that picture of the queen on your wall.
Person One: "Stop drinking that disgusting tea!"
Person Two: "Suck your mum!"
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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Suck yo bittys pussy on June 27
Brandon: national suck your boyfriends dick day
Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day
by PlusFourDaddy June 27, 2019
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suck your dog

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A commonly used word by Saban alim when he is confronted with an insult
Callum: 'saban where's your dad?' Saban: 'ayy suck your dog'
by Suck your dog April 5, 2016
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Suck your dick backwards

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When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t
Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you
by Nevaeh B (Shabooka Rolands ) December 6, 2020
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