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yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.
1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003
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yo momma

These days it is most oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone asks what someone or something unsightly is.
"Hey, what is that dirty thing down there?"
"That's yo momma."
by Devil August 18, 2003
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that's what yo momma said about you

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"
Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.
by gri-unit October 3, 2005
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yo mom's house

a good response to where. make them nibbas cry.
(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)

synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
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Hey, jack, where you been?
Yo mom's house.

Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.

Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.

Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house

Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.

I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
by SNUBBED June 23, 2019
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Put Yo Moon Boots On!

A phrase that suggests to start dancing, another way to say "bust a move" it is usually aphiliated with the moon walk.
1:Hey Dawg, i love this song. EVERYBODY juss put yo moonboots on!!

2: Sup homie so i heard last night you pulled of some sick moves, hey why dont you put yo moon boots on! and show them kicks rockin!
by M-Tizizle October 22, 2007
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yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.
Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.
by un-named August 20, 2006
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