Yeefer

A Slang term for a vape// Electronic Cigarette

"Hey bro can I rip the yeefer?", "Got a yeefer?"

by QtownJuuler December 5, 2018

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Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.

You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."

by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010

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yesterday

the previous day
the feeling of nostalgia

by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003

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the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.

Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

by ThEnAmEtHaTsHoUlDnOtBeSaiD October 16, 2017

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Yesterday Me

The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Example 1

I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.

Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!

by B0hem May 18, 2010

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