the last five years

a musical play written in the late 90's by Jason Robert Brown. It tells the story of one couple's failed relationship told through the eyes of both the male and the female, Jamie and Cathy. Jamie tells the story in correct chronological order, whilst Cathy tells it in reverse order, starting with the "dear jane..." letter that is written to her by Jamie at the end of the play.

"The Last Five Years was performed at the theater loft last weekend, my friend Chris starred in it.

by john the tearer August 8, 2004

dinnae fash yersel

Don't worry or don't stress

Wee Jimmy lost a tenner in the pub and boaby said 'dinnae fash yersel, it's jist a tenner'.

by DavMar August 25, 2006

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.

Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?

Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?

Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.

Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this

Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!

by JD13 July 25, 2009

Hot Years Old

When someone is so hot, you don't give a fuck how old they are, especially if they are a lot younger!

Trisha: "Hey Claire, check out that guy, he's so hot."

Claire: "Yeah, but he looks really young, how old do you think he is?"

Trisha: "I don't know, but I reckon he's hot years old."

Claire: "O my god, that's just the perfect age!"

by TrishaGordon June 10, 2014

is he really 89 years old ?

When you try to PURSUE someone but random things out of nowhere keep hitting you

Plant appraiser : * broke his legs when trying to chase the head doctor*
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?

by Definitely not jojo weeb January 30, 2021

For seven years

Spoke by 痾屎家 LSC 1D(22-23). He spoke this when having English book presentation. After that, this quote has been made into a meme and a video.

1. Student A: Can I drink wo-er?

Student B: Don't be 'For seven years'
2. Whole Class: For seven years... for seven years...

痾屎家 : Can you guys SHUT UP?!

by Me 87 December 15, 2022

14 Years Old

The age when clearing browser history and moving your hand up and down (or in and out) are the most common activities. However there isn't anything wrong with them if they wanna do that, it is a natural.

Some Gieser: "These 14 Year Olds need stop wanking off and do something productive with their lives"

Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018