yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.

Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

yapper enablers

The hostile folks who gleefully set the stage for their endlessly annoying yapping canines to drive others to fits of screaming.

Yup, yapper enablers are not just lazy and irresponsible, they actually get off on having their dogs communicate “fuck you” to their neighbors for them.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

yapper university

Only the greatest of yappers are able to graduate from Yapper's University, send this when someone wont stop yapping.

"I SAID TO SAY EXACTLY WHAT WAS STATED UNDER THE QUOTATIONS
AND YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT BECAUSE YOU PULLED THE SAME THING BUT THE OPPOSITE WAY THE OTHER TIME
IT ONLY WORKS ONE WAY BRO
its either your=me or your=you
you cant keep switching it up
"huh"
dumbahh
^-^"
bro went to yapper university😭😭

by LD1 July 17, 2023

yapper flapper

Some one who talks too much and runs around looking busy with out actually accomplishing anything. Complains about how busy the work day is and how much there is to do..but seems to spend more time talking about how busy it is and looking busy by walking back and forth going nowhere than actually getting any work done. Usually the people stuck listening to the whining are the ones left to do all the work.

Geez she's such a yapper flapper!
I know..if she would just shut up and hook in and work, the job would be done.

by rigaflr November 27, 2011

Yapper-Slapper

The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.

Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."

by justcallmechickennugget May 14, 2018