Winning the Game

The mental equivalent of dividing by zero (0).

"I'm winning the game and I'm still alive."

by photographynmuffins September 15, 2009

Bi-winning

The ability to win here, win there, win-win everywhere. Absolute victory.

Charlie Sheen is an example of someone bi-winning. He's a total frickin' rock star from Mars.

by Poohlou March 30, 2011

Bi-Winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen referring to a state where one has adonis DNA and tiger blood coursing through one's veins.

The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.

To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.

Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

by Double A Tron March 22, 2011

Bi-winning Curious

To be curious in regards to what the fuck Charlie Sheen is talking about

Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"

Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."

by Travis T of Justice April 6, 2011

Duh! Winning!

The state of being an out-of-control, talented, yet egomanical drug addict while insisting publicly that you're clean and that anyone who calls you out is a moron.

"Dude! I think you need help. You just got fired for driving your sports car into a tree while under the influence of coke, meth and alcohol."

"Duh! Winning!"

by zenpunkbiker March 20, 2011

winning on the square

To win, or achieve success without any foul play, cheating, or manipulation.. By completely fair & ethical & honorable means.

Congrats on coming in 1st place John. You were awesome! I know you worked hard, & all that practice paid off. Thats straight winning on the square!

by littledesertflower September 24, 2011

Winning the fridge

Winning the fridge is synonymous with success in general. It is particularly applicable if free food is somehow involved

Tonight we're winning the fridge and eating for free

by t-n-d- December 26, 2011