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wurzel

soft in the head argricultural types
"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.
by matt knight May 25, 2005
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Wurzel

Unfortunately a nickname given to my fellow Saints fans and I by Portsmouth supporters. It derives from the fact that most of us speak with a west country accent and derive from farming stock.

We even have a song mocking our own accents:

I can't read and I can't write
But that don't really matter
I comes down from Southampton
And I can drive a tractor
by Tijuana Tim September 14, 2007
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Wurzel

Rhyming slang: Wurzel Gummage, Dirty Rummage.

To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.
Check her out! would you wurzel it?
by XXXBOSC July 10, 2011
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Woezel

Person 1: GILW (God I Love Woezel)

Person 2: Don't say that, its really offensive.
by TylerFan404 August 10, 2022
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Workel

A person/business owner who works on their own schedule from the comfort of where they want. Anytime, anywhere.

Someone who is takes control of their own life when it comes to the idea of working and providing their services to others.
This year, I'm focusing on being a workel and just traveling the world
by Neword January 5, 2022
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worrel

queer douche bag that acts like he is straight but isnt
that worrel boy looked at me weird
by anonymous12345678910 August 7, 2006
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Wortel

Is Arabic with a Dorito shaped body, but doesn't have a single muscle in his body. Tries to be a Fuckboy, but doesn't get any pu$$y. Tells to many people that he goes to the gym, but no one cares.
Broer, jij bent echt wortel, jij man niet praten. JEHTOGG
by Paardenboer June 20, 2021
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