Lush-worker

A thief who specializes in robbing drunks on the subway.

Subway Mike was a skillful lush-worker, so well known to the subway squad, spent half of his time doing the five-twenty-nine for jostling.

by brasswater August 17, 2013

Council Workers

Usually a person who is employed by a local council in the western suburbs who is your stereotypical bogan but ethnics also are employed, They are sent to do repairs around the city but do nothing than eat or sleep whilst on the job. They are usually sent in packs of up to 15 men to get a job done but only 2 out the 15 men do the job while the rest slack off.

'10 council workers sent to fix a small pothole in the road whilst only 2 of the workers do the duty whilst the rest go down to the local pub.'

by whenssmokebrah January 19, 2013

plaid-collar worker

1) Used to describe a class of professionals who work in fields associated with information, creativity, social-media, etc. Derived from previous uses of "collar," e.g. blue-collar, white-collar, green-collar.

2) Anyone who works in the hipster economy, e.g. artisanal products, crafts, art related fields, communication, information, and anything having to do with memes.

3) Liberal arts majors who manage to get a job where they only wear ties if they feel like it, and with the top button undone.

4) Liberal arts majors who work in traditionally blue-collar fields.

Ex. 1
Hipster 1: "Winston just got a job at the Huffpo as a social-media coordinator."
Hipster 2: "Totally kewl, joining that plaid-collar workforce."

Ex. 2
"Dude, I forgot my rooibos tea at the new lunch-time yoga studio--man, I'm totally a plaid-collar worker."

Ex. 3
"So what's Mondragon been doing with that English degree since he graduated from Columbia?"
"Oh, he's in Brooklyn, making chairs out of reclaimed wood. Suuuuuper plaid-collar worker."

by Pseudophor January 7, 2013

drug worker

SImilar to a sex worker, a drug worker is anyone who works in any capacity in the drug trade, legal or illegal. A pharmacy cashier is a drug worker. A medical marijuana dispensary cashier is a drug worker. Someone who sells heroin needles is a drug worker. A go-between who gets drugs from dealer to customer is a drug worker. A look-out who watches for cops is a drug worker. A person who tests ecstasy at raves is a drug worker.

If we legalized weed, drug workers could pay taxes into the Social SEcurity system and keep it solvent.

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

Factory Worker's Build

A body type characterized by a muscular frame, with defined arms, legs, chest and ass, but with excess stomach fat and no abdominal strength to speak of. This is due to excessive use of the lifting muscles, leaving them large and toned, but a poor diet and stress that causes a 'beer gut'-like stomach. This build is typcally seen on factory workers, as they lift and move heavy equpient during long shifts at the factory all week, then eat and drink away the stress at night and on weekends

After four years working all day at the Goodyear tire plant and drinking with his collge buddies all night, John developed a bit of a factory worker's build.

by OD* January 30, 2010

mouth worker

- A colleague that never gets anything done, just talks and talks and talks.

- One who works solely with his/her mouth, just bosses others around.

- Typically in Management, HR, Accounting, and/or Sales and Marketing.

"My colleague is such a mouth worker, all he does it talk sports with our boss all day."

by reretartar January 21, 2013

Workday Play

Any sort of sexual activity done during the days of Monday-Thursday.

Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.

Mark: Dude, did you hook up with Susan on Tuesday?

Jack: Hell yeah, man! Workday Play!

by definitiondude111 April 13, 2010