Wonky Swan

Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.

mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had

by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010

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wonkyjawed

Anything unbalanced, askew, off-kilter or crooked.

"After I sat on my new sunglasses they were all wonkyjawed."

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* November 21, 2014

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wonky eye

one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.

"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."

by westweird ho December 6, 2006

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wonky

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

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1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.

1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.

by Yabloko March 31, 2007

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