womb jizz

a baby in utero that jizzes into his mother and creates a twin

dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.

by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 11, 2017

womb-wrecker

An insanely large penis, one so large, that if shoved far enough into the vagina, it literally destroys her uterus.

I was watchin some latenight porn when some dude with a womb-wrecker came on

by Mr.Mango May 17, 2010

a womb with a view

This phrase describes a sheltered life with opportunities to see a bit of what happens elsewhere.

The students and staff knew little of the world outside of a womb with a view version.

by I, Wreckerrr May 9, 2021

back in the womb

Phrase used to exagerrate when trying to express that your experience of something predates another person's experience. The expression can be used in place of "before your were born".

Girl, you are crazy I invented the term toolbox back in the womb.

by jeremy415 November 7, 2007

womb broom

A man's mustache.

Tug's womb broom always tickles my fancy when he's down south.

by regsixer September 9, 2011

womb-trembler

The kind of thing that make all Child bearing aged women go 'Ahhhhh'. Example 'Channel 4's 'One Born Every Minute'

Oh my god did you see *baby programme* last night? What a womb-trembler!

by lavenderlou April 11, 2010

Womb Decorate

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.

Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!

by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021