Wine Digger

(Noun)
An individual that dates, establishes and maintains a relationship with the sole purpose to consume wine at someone elses expense.

I aint sayin she a wine digger..

by @thelaflute September 15, 2016

Winecraft

Similar to Minecraft but for women of a desirable age with enviable skills in the art of wine drinking whilst engaging in craft. An educational undertaking where like minds share knowledge and alcohol.

The best thing about Winecraft is even if you drop a stitch your friends are too drunk to notice..

by Winecrafter May 22, 2020

winçent

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”

Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009

Wince Carter

A nickname given to Vince Carter by Toronto Raptors fans because they hate him so much. Vince didn't try in Toronto and demanded a trade. They got no one in return.

<Dude1> Fuk dat Wince Carter! He's an asshole!
<Dude2> Yeah...
<Dude3> Yeah...
<Dude4> Yeah...
<Dude5> Yeah...
<Dude6> I still like him!
Then he get beat up.

by Chris337 December 3, 2005

White Wine

Metaphor for cocaine

"I JUST BOUGHT SOME WHITE WINE FOR THE LOW"
"YOU KNOW I GOT THE WHITE WINE"

by VäikeKenni June 11, 2018

Cisco Wine

Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.

Darren: you seen travis

Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.

Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.

by david magnolia June 29, 2010