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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
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Epic win

An incredible success so fantastic that long poems would be written about it in the future.
Person 1: "I just baked 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes."

Person 2: "Epic win."
by FMFL January 27, 2009
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WIN stalking

The act of looking someone up on WIN (Wake Information Network) to find out someone's year, major, and where they live (and then to promptly look up their house on Zillow).
I'm WIN stalking Mark, and I found out he has a LAKE HOUSE on Zillow!
by 74degrees December 1, 2021
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You Win the Internet

A Phrase ment to convey that you did something online very well. Whether it is making a really good website, making a good YTMND or pulling off an incredible move in an online video game.
Wow that was awsome! You win the Internet!
by ColdSheep September 18, 2006
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teh win

That movie was teh win.

<guy_1> What's 3 + 4?
<guy_2> 7.
<guy_1> teh win
by Lav March 26, 2003
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Win Metawin

He try his best for everything he do, every one around him adore him, he love to help people in need, he try to make this world a better place, wherever he goes he will always remember what his parents taught him to be. He is a family man.He really love his family. He give positive vibes to his surroundings. He act like a child but actually his mind is mature and he is a good listener.

But he tough on himself. He sometimes selfless. That why he deserves so much love.
A: what is your ideal type?
D: Win Metawin~
by Nafierah November 28, 2021
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Big Dick Win

When you score a victory that defies the odds and comes at the mercy of others.
As i was walking through the bar a guy ridiculed me with some of his buddies. after taking him down i left with his gf in tow--Big Dick Win
by Handsome Rich October 28, 2010
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