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WIMP

Woman Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

A female ass kisser or a female version of a SIMP, but mainly straight. Typically either basic, a beta female, a SJW, or a housewife with too much time on her hands, she practically lives her pitiable existence on sites like Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook (where the comment Dislikes are hidden), because she has no actual social value in the real world and sucks up to some popular, self important female to feel relevant. Typically fails because she’s either lost in a sea of simps and other wimps, or is ignored because everyone knows not to waste their time responding to such a stupid person with even Likes. Can be mistaken as bots because they’re that generic with their platitudes and can respond like clockwork to every single post made by said self important female.
Self important female: ugh, my sister can’t cope that I am so much prettier than her. It’s why I have a boyfriend and she doesn’t. (Comment has 100000 likes)

Random WIMP 1: lol you are sooo much prettier than her! (Comment has 3 likes)

Random WIMP 2: lol you go girl! (Comment has 1 like)
by Stake Knife January 2, 2022
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Destiny

A person who is scared, or WEAK or cowardly.

weak incompetent meandering pussy
That little wimp named Destiny is pathetic.
by 24ever July 22, 2022
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A simp at work

Someone who goes to the office 6 times a week and works overtime so the shareholders make more money while the wimp gets NOTHING.
Person 1: do you wanna go on a lunch break?
Person 2: no, I have so much work left to do.
Person 1: oh you're such a wimp!
by emcar March 31, 2023
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Not anybody cool.
by cdatheofficial June 5, 2023
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wimp skins

Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins

The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
by Lunicus December 16, 2011
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wimp out

To back out of something in an especially weak and wimpish manner.
Guy1: "Hey, yo' still coming to the pub tonight? We'll do a gallon and then have a curry!"
Guy2: "I can't now, I've got some letters to write and then I have to wash my hair."
Guy1: "That is a total wimp out bro."
by Pedrosa von Beagle April 25, 2006
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WIMP'd

verb. to post on Facebook and receive useful information in a kind, timely fashion
You got WIMP'd!
by BlueSomewhere August 17, 2012
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