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caleb willard

a sexy mother fucker that has the longest penis in the world a hole 300 miles

it also means tristan is gay
by the faggot wizard May 30, 2018
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Willard

i just pulled a willard when i was skating
by eyitsswaggg November 14, 2011
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Willard

A slur used to undermine any autistic person named Will.

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Bro that retard over there is such a Willard.
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Willard, Missouri

Willard, Missouri is located in Greene County and is about 10 miles outside of Springfield. The town has about 3,500 people and about that many students in the school district grades K-12. The school district consists of a high school built in 2006, a middle school(grades 7-8), an intermediate school(5-6) and 5 elementry schools that are K-4. The town has 1 grocery store called Murfin's Market, a Dollar General, a new library built in 2009, a Sonic Drive-In, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and a few diners. The school district does into neighboring cities such as Ash Grove, Walnut Grove, and Springfield. Many of the people living in the Willard area are Rednecks and farmers. There is also an Aqua center that was completed in 2009. The city is very proud of it's sports team and the mascot is a black and white tiger. The band is a major part of the school and usually has about 250 members. The band is called "The Cutting Edge." There are about 1,500 students in the High School alone. The town has a large Mormon population. Also, a joke that goes around in it's high school is that people from Willard cannot count and is frequently used as excuses for things.

Famous people from the Willard area are Jason Pyrah, B.J. Flores, Lori Endicott, and John Ashcroft.
I drove through Willard, Missouri and couldn't get anything for lunch because all the band kids were out at lunch for band camp and it was an hours wait to get an order of fries from McDonald's.
by frostedcookies9 August 14, 2009
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willard

A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves.
Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?
by Glen Wales July 16, 2008
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Willard

Willard is a crazy person,sometimes super dumb. He is a player with all the ladies.But still cute,He is good a keeping secrets.He is also crazy annoying.
Willard is so CRAZY
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willads

A god He is a wonderful guy with a lot of sexyness he is so hot and sexy
Who is That sexy fella over there

Thats WILLADS the sexiest guy in the town HE IS SOOOO HOT
by Gullefar October 20, 2020
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