Wifi Warrior

A person who primarily plays online and has adapted to the lag using tactics and flow charts which will never work in-person play.

Me: Can you at least use a LAN cable Wifi Warrior buddy?
Wifi Warrior: *some bs reason*

by Waggish January 27, 2021

jamie wifi

Jamie wifi is when there is a lot of lag or really slow wifi.

Person 1: “man, my wifi is so bad”
Person 2:”dude, you have Jamie wifi”

by Bruh12675 June 27, 2021

wiwish

another word for finish(ed).

Person 1: Hurry up.
Person 2: Wiwish!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. March 14, 2008

wifeish

(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.

by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014

wifisfuneral

A guy who makes really fire beats and freestyles hella good

I wish I could rap like wifisfuneral

by Playboys February 17, 2018

School Wifi

Shit wifi which gets progressively shittier every year. They have a 10 year contract and have no intention to replace it. Whenever school tries to work on their wifi (to block sites like Snapchat and Twitter, the only thing they will ever bother to do), their wifi gets shittier.

The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.

Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.

Me during the first year: The school wifi isn't so bad! I can actually tolerate it!

Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

by TheExtremeEvoker February 28, 2019

ghetto wifi

A really long ethernet cable.

I can access the internet anywhere in my house using my ghetto wifi.

by Professor Booty May 13, 2004