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mud whomper

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.
Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.
by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014
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whopperjawed

After the accident, his bumper was all whopperjawed
by reba August 1, 2003
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dick-whooped

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!
"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"
by cheLLe1963 September 6, 2020
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whopper

A yummy sandwich made by an underpaid teenager working at burgerking.
"last night I ate a whopper."
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whoomper

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one
Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"
by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018
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Souey Whopper

Some one born and bred in the coastal town that is southport, this person is hooked on Southports nightlife and lives for the weekend, even tho a night out in Southport is nothing special.The Whopper will normally go the same clubs every week an see the same faces of other whoppers in every club despite this repetition the whopper never gets bored.The whopper can sometime be seen wearing henley t shirts an normally sports a short back and sides,an can always be seen trying to get into bar velevet at the end of the nite to find female whopper to make baby whoppers with.
Peter:Every time i go out i see that fucking lad.

Mark:Yeh me too he's always out he's a fuking Souey Whopper
by She's A Waterfall October 9, 2009
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Chocolate Whopper

A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.
Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.
by Notmatthewatall June 11, 2018
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