Golly Whomper

A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.

Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!

by Samsonmore August 9, 2017

Whomperboobies

A boobie that is so stupendously large that they remind people born in the 60's and 70's of the hit show "Romper Room"

Her whomperboobies were so big they knocked over the wedding cake and sent three people to the hospital.

by Apollyon from the Dungeon September 20, 2006

whomped up

whomp a term used to describe something that has either been tastefully or tackily decorated, depending on its usage in a sentence.

Derogatory: "Shelley returned from the hair-burner with her hair so whomped up I thought her neck would snap from the weight!"

Complementary: "Driving through Laguna Beach we encountered row after row of whomped up mansions, dripping with taste."

by stephen phillips June 9, 2007

Whomper

A person that can affect anything else immensely. Or describes an object with a large impact.

(1)The whomper set the record for the race.

(2) The whomper whompped your bae last night

by DudeXD October 17, 2014

bizzle whomped

Similar to pwned or owned, but used when referring to your self.

Guy who sucks at video games: Damn i just got bizzle whomped

by TJisThatGuy September 24, 2009

whomper

a well structured nose.
nostrils are in perfect postion
no boogers coming out.

"did you get your nose done?"
"no"
"oh. you have a naturally nice whomper"

by jambamarker October 19, 2008

Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009