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JOSS WHEDON

Joss Whedon smiled at me and i got so scared i ended up shagging Pennywise
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Wheaton College

Wheaton College is a prominent, close-knit college community that emphasizes people. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work extensively together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to complain, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting and has produced three Rhodes scholars in the last five years.
Students who attend Wheaton College are inspired to do more with their life than just being well educated.
by alumnae/i July 29, 2008
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Wil Wheaton

Whenever Wil Wheaton comments in a Fark thread, the thread quickly goes to infinity.
by Flopsy December 23, 2004
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Whedoning

When straight white cis male feminists try to score points off other straight white cis male feminists as a mating display/show of dominance.

From Joss Whedon, who does all the time.
Dude 1: Margret Thatcher was a misogynist bitch.
Dude 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY BITCH, MISOGYNIST SCUM?
Chick: Stop Whedoning.
by Thepeacockangel October 26, 2012
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wheaton

1. a suburb of Chicago
2. a city superior to all its surrounding cities (Naperville, Glen Ellyn, Lombard, Carol Stream, any other worthless city that can't live up to what is Wheaton)
3. a place to learn, not necessarily party (residents can read and write...that's more than other nearby cities can boast...Aurora, Lombard, Carol Stream, Glen Ellyn)
4. a place free of dangerous minorities (for the most part)
5. a city that revolves around the Lord, athletics, and white people
Do you want to go the Fox Valley Mall?
-No, let's just stay in Wheaton today. There are too many dangerous minorities there.

Did you hear about the party in Lombard tonight?
-Yeah, but I'd rather stay in Wheaton where I know my ass-hole is safe from penetration.
by wheatonowns April 16, 2006
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North Wheaton

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of the words obbles, poose, and steez.
by Tommy April 12, 2005
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wheldon

Newcastle slang for annoying telephone opreative or undesirable person
used in conjunction with rapid hand gestures and flushed face, often used when working with geordies!!!!!!
by luckyjoe September 17, 2004
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