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Whedonitis

A tendency to parrot the speech patterns of various Joss Whedon characters and incorporate the slang from various Whedonverses (Buffy. Firefly, Angel, etc) into every day speech.
Every time I use the word "shiny" people look at me strangely--as though they never spoken to someone suffering from Whedonitis.
Whedonitis by MalsGirl August 5, 2010
To work on or improve one’s skill in a particular field without actually doing anything
While ur out here slaving away I’m whoning my craft
Whoning by Swankememes inc. November 29, 2019

Whedonite 

An enthusiastic follower of the works of Joss Whedon; a fanatical supporter of the 'Whedonverse' - stories and characters created by Whedon.

Equivalent to 'trekkies' (or 'trekkers') whom are fanatical about the Star Trek franchise/fictional universe.
a) "Whedonites are worse than trekkies!"

b) "I'll watch anything with Sarah Michelle Gellar in, I'm such a Whedonite!"

c) "We can't let the networks cancel Joss's latest show, come on Whedonites let's start a letter writing campaign!"

when you when: the when you whenning 

no. just no. no you no. just
no. just no.
please no
you are gonna end the world
dont do it
you are gonna end the world
dont
just no.
please
don't do it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sus
stupid man: when you when: the when tyou whenning was a good movie! you should watch it
not a stupid man: it's not a movie. it's an urban dictionary definition you idiot. that's why you are called "stupid man" on the example of how "when you when: the when you whenning" is used in a sentence. you really fit that description.
stupid man: i am not stupid man
also stupid man: i am behind you
not a stupid man: you are still stupid man
stupid man: no!!!!!! my dad is david baszucki and will steal all your robux!!! and my mother can hack and steal all your moneys!!
not a stupid man: shut up. it's getting long
stupid man: ok

Whedonist 

"OMG, I'm a total Whedonist. I couldn't stop grinning when I found out about Buffy season 8 comics"
Whedonist by supremebeing November 15, 2007

Whedonism 

What you would call something that Joss Whedon would probably say
Person 1: Hey I'm an American film director, producer, writer, and composer.
Person 2: Haha wow that was such a Whedonism
Person 1: Haha you're so right
Person 2: *vomits*
Whedonism by Ronal MacDonal November 2, 2020