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wesson oil party

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.
by Jrubadub March 10, 2010
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smith and wesson

I flopped a 4 of a kind, but he whipped out his Smith and Wesson, and I gave him the pot hands down
by PokerVixen November 16, 2005
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Weston

Complete badass. No arguing it. Will fight for you when he knows he should. Won't start anything but has never backed down. Great at fighting. Great in bed and will never unsatisfy. Hilarious and always has the most smooth thing to say.
Babe you are being such a Weston right now..
by W1991S May 15, 2017
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watsonize

To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.
A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.
by ggta February 8, 2013
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Tony Watson

Tony Watson

The most amazing man on this planet. He has the most amazing sense of humor and a great body as well (; He is tough to other men but is the sweetest man on this Earth if he opens up to you. He always smells amazing and will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. His kisses are amazing and i will miss that kid until he comes back.
One kid: Did you hear that girl called Tony Watson's girlfriend fat?

Other kid: YEAH HE FREAKED AND PUNCHED THE WALL NOW HIS KNUCKLE IS FUCKED UP. HE MUST LOVE HER!
by thatonekidiscute June 16, 2011
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Cambridge School of Weston

A private school where all the kids pretend to be poor but the tuition is $45,000 for day students and $72,000 for boarders. CSW goers used to smoke weed but now don’t as they think it caused out of body experiences. Literally all of them think that has happened. A “safe space” and “art school” for people who are not unique but think they are and suddenly a wannabe sports school. CsW iS cHaNgIng
Wow, Cambridge school of Weston kids used to be artistic.
by youknowitsspoton March 28, 2019
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westoned

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"
by Goatlips August 20, 2008
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