Weed

1: An undesirable plant in a garden, that can suffocate the plants you are trying to grow.

2: A desirable plant that can suffocate your dog if you make it smoke.

Weed... Lol

by Omg-a-two-legged-dog August 7, 2009

Weed

Something that should be legal

Lets legalize Weed , And then smoke some Purple. :D

by Bob the Fucking Builder , So December 12, 2010

Weed

The best investment you could ever make

Ay nigga u want some weed

by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019

Weed

Something that is still somehow illegal over cigarettes despite cigarettes being responsible for millions of deaths and weed having 0 deaths ever reported. Often confused with k2, now k2 is respinsible for a few deaths and just incase you don't know, k2 is synthetic marijuana meaning that other drugs were mixed into it. People are concerned with k2 despite the fact that if weed was legal WE WOULDNT have to worry about it because we can get it from public dispensaries that we can trust rather then taking a gamble by buying off a dude from the street.

Every old person- Weed is evil and its for the devil's army and it kills. (As they suck down a Marlboro)

by Crediblesea October 14, 2018

Weed

weed can be a plant or a drug.

LOOK HE'S DOING WEED ARREST HIM.

by P0LI1 October 17, 2019

Weed

What makes you drop your beer.

Hit of weed, cough, beer falls, more coughing.

by Fyasco October 1, 2008

Weed

The most amazing thing on earth !!

if weed is not legalized in 2 years i have no faith in civilisation period!

by UpInSmoke2001 January 18, 2010