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pre-wasted

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009
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wasted warrior

The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.
Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.
by FudgieK March 1, 2014
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boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.
Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011
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Watterworthy

A person described as this is known for wearing plaid and/or flannel shirts in order to resemble a burly lumberjack. Also wears knock-off Timberland boots so that his lumberjack look is extremely enhanced. Normally seen with an unshaven face because of all of the time spent chopping wood. Hairy chests are not uncommon among these folk.

When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.

Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
That guy looks so Watterworthy with their axe and red flannel shirt!

Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
by ochemlover123 February 16, 2010
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Gumball Watterson

The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.

One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."

"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"

"FUCKING RUN!"
by __Speedster__ July 6, 2020
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wetted

To get shot by a gun, wet as in soaked in blood.
That boy got wetted....oh well, take that fools watch and chain and leats beat.
by Dylanger April 20, 2006
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wasted beautiful

Describing someone who is over the top, extremely beautiful that she/he is intoxicating to look at. Definition of being drunk with someone's beauty. Can also mean someone who has more than their fair share of beautiful qualities that it's wasted on just one person.
She is so wasted beautiful!

I'm not just beautiful, I'm wasted beautiful!
by word dj April 14, 2010
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