Rice Wagon

Toyota, Nissan, Mazda pickups

Common name for import pickups, Rice Wagon

by Idaho Truck Guy May 1, 2012

No shit Watson

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.

(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!

by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015

If she wasn't my daughter

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

by kingshowman October 28, 2016

ian watson

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.

Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.

by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010

Fat Wagon

Electric wheelchair provided by supermarkets and theme parks, used by people who are not actually disabled, just horribly and grossly fat.

I can't be bothered to walk around DisneyLand all day, I'm going to hire a fat wagon.

by LHP September 22, 2009

meathead wagon

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

welfare wagon

Public Transit, especially a city bus

I take the welfare wagon to work.

by tonywashere April 4, 2011