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Four Minute Warning

A warning of an impending Nuclear attack on the United Kingdom, which would be given if one was detected by Radar at RAF Fylingdales in Yorkshire. During the Cold War, The British Government estimated that if an air attack was launched from the then Soviet Union, there would only be four minutes to respond (possibly even less).

What would happen was if an attack was confirmed, the warning would be given either by RAF High Wycombe (Near London) or Longley Lane (Near Preston). This would be forwarded to Fighter command, the police and the media.

The Police would get the message, "Attack Warning RED" over the same telephone lines as thosed used for the Speaking Clock, then activate the air attack sirens over local telephone lines. The rationale was that in using the speaking clock, it cut running costs and allowed a fault to be detected in time to give a warning.

The media would simultaneously interrupt programming to transmit a warning message teling the public to take cover, which was to be broadcast on all television and Radio stations. The actual message itself was recorded by the chief continuity announcer of BBC Radio 4, Peter Donaldson. It was accompianied by "Dalek" music and strong pulses of light. The existence of this warning message was officially confirmed by the British government on New Years Day 2006, even though it was an open secret in the BBC.
The Four Minute Warning was much derided by critics as completely pointless, as surviving a nuclear strike was neither possible or desireable.
by Chris Henniker May 26, 2006
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warning tap

The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.
He was such a gentalman. He give me a warning tap when I was on top.
by Chg0 January 20, 2016
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warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.
by 13AHH December 11, 2008
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Trigger warning

Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as "TW."
by raggedyanndy November 9, 2011
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Warning Fart

A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow.
One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".

The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump.
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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warning

a) a sign or signal designed to instill caution in its recipient

b) an amazing album by the oh-so-talented band green day. second only to their most recent album, american idiot.
a) warning: smoking during pregnancy may result in birth defects

b) i don't understand why the "emotional depth" and "pure talent" displayed in american idiot surprised everyone so much, because warning, their previous album, rocked and was definitely a sign of greater things to come.
by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004
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flash warning

a term used on social media for posts that contain flashing lights or flashing pictures and is used as a warning for people who can't handle it or who have mental illnesses because it could trigger seizures for them etc..
*sees a post*

the caption reads : flash warning!!
*quickly clicks off*
you : oh thank god i could have had a seizure
by Lana Del Rey is god1 April 26, 2021
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