The Warder

A Prison Officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. The Warder is particularly found in Northern Ireland. The warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. Much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. Although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circumstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.

"The Warder loves an unattended female," "The warder loves a shebeen." "The warder loves a half day"

by yergirl May 3, 2010

Warped Tour

Warped Tour is an outdoor festival where people go to listen to punk, alternative, emo, hardcore, screamo, ska, etc. music. IT IS NOT AN EMO FEST!!! Its a place where you can go hang out with your friends all day and listen to cool music and HAVE FUN, not slit your wrists and cry.

Mat: How was warped tour this year?

Ellie: Great! I got a sunburn, crowdsurfed, saw someone get punched in the face in the pit, and I met all of my favorite bands!

by EllieOH5 August 5, 2008

Waded

Popping a wet finger into a drunk dude's asshole

That fat chick with the fupa just waded me on the dance floor!

by Bobbywo January 20, 2018

wanded

To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.

Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.

Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!

by MaximumBob February 4, 2009

Traffic Warden

The most vile of all cunts.

That Adolf Hitler was a complete fucking Traffic Warden.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

warped tour

a wonderous expirience for those who love punk music and all else affiliated with it. (If ya don't like it, fuck off) where a punk rocker can be one with the rest of the crowd to form a gathering.

-dude you went to warped tour?

-yeah, it was like a religious expirience

by maddy October 23, 2004