Skip to main content

wanklette

A wanklette is a small annoying version of a wanker. Not actually big enough or annoying enough to be a full version wanker, wanklette is the next best insult.
That annoying welsh fellow in that Irish bar is such a wanklette.
by william king March 27, 2008
mugGet the wanklette mug.

wanklette

The femimine version of the term 'wanker' as applied to an annoying intellectually challenged female who persists in repeating what has already been defined.
' She is such a wanklette she doesn't give up easily'.
by Momo8 October 3, 2008
mugGet the wanklette mug.
Related Words

wankley hole

The opening in a man's underwear through which the penis is extracted for urinary or sexual purposes.
He was so lazy last night I had to give him a blowie through his wankley hole.

I went for a jog this morning and my dick popped out the wankley hole.
by Highland hotel June 8, 2016
mugGet the wankley hole mug.

wankler

JOHN: Dude, josh, Frankie Hartnet, y'know, the one that goes to BHS, is being a fucking wankler
JOSH: Fuck Mini-Hitler.
mugGet the wankler mug.

wankle

The word wankle is a derivative of the word 'wank'.

1) It can sometimes simply be used to mean wank (masturbate)

2) However, wankle can also imply that the wank is a smaller or faster affair than usual - this can be due to size of the genetalia (particularly if a penis is involved), or the length of time that the wank lasts (regardless of the genetalia involved)
1) Sarah: *knocks on bathroom door* 'oy, Sam, can I come in and clean my teeth, or are you having a wankle in there?'

2) I've spent all day checking out cheap porn on the Internet, I'm off for a wankle before the kettle boils
by Dicky Dackle May 8, 2011
mugGet the wankle mug.

Wankette

A fake Guidette, not one of 100% Italian. Can be of any race that tries to be a Guidette but usually it's asians who dress up and try to look like Guidettes. A poser.
That Wankette aint fooling anyone.
by Jeaness Giavano; The Poser December 12, 2008
mugGet the Wankette mug.

Wanket

"Why is this so sticky?" "You mean the wanket?"
by RorySowersby April 5, 2017
mugGet the Wanket mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email