Walter

A Germanic name that apparently means "commander of the army". Usually used for boys.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Walter White".

Pronounced as "Waltuh" by Mike Ehrmantraut (at least in a meme where he's the "kid named finger")

"Yo the new kid is cool. What's his name?"

"Walter"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Walter

Walter is a person who thinks he is better than everyone else despite being much worse. His goal in life is to find the mistakes in others and always point them out when he is wrong. Constantly makes weird comments and dick jokes unless he is around women. Then he is very nice.

He is only nice to girls, such a Walter.

by I faltered and Voted Walter April 18, 2022

Walter

a subtle name for a penis, for situations when "johnson" is a little too obvious.

Especially useful in mixed company

"Have you seen Johnson's Walter? Impressive, to say the least."

"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."

by ratinacage May 6, 2009

Walters

A fat hairy old man who enjoys gay porn, and shoving sharp objects in his pee hole. Could also refer to toilet paper.

"Look at that Walter jacking off in the movie theater"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"

by Waltersfan April 16, 2009

Walter

1.) The act of being anti-social and reporting everyone to the school.

2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.

Being a walter is lame.

by BobJim April 25, 2014

Walter

A ugly looser who can’t play fortnite and only plays shitty PS4 games

Don’t do a Walter

by Og/ flippin ledgend April 14, 2019

walter

Walter is typically a white old man or a middle aged black man, but sometimes is a goth half Asian dj who is really sexy

There is a only a few guys i know named walter and only one of them is cool

by stormblade0 May 3, 2009