French Waiter

When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much

She gave me a total french waiter

by taletotell November 18, 2020

Wenegade Waider

Winigade Wayder

"do you want to cure cancer or have renegade raider" said the dad. The kid says "Wenegade Waider"

by Liaminator April 12, 2022

Fate's a waiter

Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"

I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.

by Josh Peters August 9, 2004

wailer

(Police) slang for sirens, because its wailing sound.

That guy was driving so fast I had to hit the wailer.

by krisk July 23, 2012

Moscow Hand Warmer

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

Waiter Butt

Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.

Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?

"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."

"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."

"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.

"Waiter butt will do that to you."

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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"

"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

Weimerika

A portmanteau of "Weimar" and "Amerika". Used to describe the perceived similarities between the pre-World War 2 Weimar republic of Germany and the United States of today. These similarities may be the loss of social cohesion and moral values, a rise in crime, inequality, and a general alienation from the current state of affairs. These factors of instability led to the collapse of the Weimar republic and this is similarly implied by the use of the term Weimerika to be a possibility in the United States.

"A humiliating loss in war, rampant inflation, geriatric plutocrats running the show. Sometimes it really feels like we're living in Weimerika."

by HarryPotterFan1995 December 11, 2021