poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

Waddle Dee

some rich person when they walk down the street in the afternoon with their dog or cat.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.

Waddle Dee walks down the street carelessly

by Anonguyson March 19, 2023

Waddle wednesday

Waddle wednesday is the best day in the week

Guy 1 what day is it

Guy 2 its wednesday

Guy 1 no its waddle wednesday

by Kirby fan September 21, 2022

neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )

The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.

by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006

poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

Piddle Waddle

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.

This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.

by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016

Sod Waddle

The waddle that applies to either
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom

Jim: This kid has autism.
John: oh, that might explain why he's doin the sod waddle.

by Prophet_UD December 19, 2021