waldinger

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

Shotgun Wedding

A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.

Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.

Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding

by Sham-Whoa May 20, 2009

Wading through her swamp

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

by Koban December 28, 2009

wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

wedding night

When a couple gets it on after their wedding.

Dude did y'all finally do it?
Yeah on our wedding night.

by Ilymwah April 23, 2014

wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.

As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007