UwU Wacker 

UwU Wacker means you fuck Furrys for a living

"You're such a UwU Wacker"

UwU Wacker by urlocalmimi November 17, 2022

WoW Wacker

One who pleasures themselves to pictures and or movies of World of Warcraft

Hey Jon did you hear, Billy's old lady is a "WoW Wacker"

WoW Wacker by gn4hir October 30, 2008

tinkle wacker 

When a male is doing a helicopter with his penis and accidentally pees

Dude 1: I was waiting for my shower to heat up a tinkle wacker happened
dude 2: no way

tinkle wacker by i love michael clifford January 3, 2015

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday 

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday by Big brain today November 12, 2020

quacker wacker 

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

quacker wacker by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

Weed Wacker by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Tally wacker pounding 

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

Tally wacker pounding by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019