Workfluffing

Basically a person who offers to help with work, but is really bluffing. They have an annoying habit of disappearing immediately after they offer to help thus leaving other people to fill in. The insult is when they conveniently turn up once the work has already been done.

Employee 1: Hey Amy! You look like you need some help there...I'll be free in like 5 minutes if you'd like a hand...

Employee 2: Oh thanks so much Becky! I'll call you in five!

*Employee 1 gets lost and isn't seen again for an hour*

Employee 3: Hey Amy, where's Becky? Isn't she meant to be helping you?

Employee 2: No, she's workfluffing again and I always fall for it!

Employee 3: Oh damn...I hate it when Becky workfluffs me. Makes me wanna smash her face in. Okay Amy I'll help you instead.

*Employee 1 returns an hour later*

Employee 1: Hey Amy, I'm sorry...I was on the phone to my doc about my appointment! It took forever dude!

Employee 3: Never mind Becky...I'm helping her

Employee 2 mumbles: I freaking hate workfluffers! Arrgh!

by lady lynxx April 6, 2009

Worfh

An abbreviation of the term, "Work From Home".

Worfhing is a more user friendly and grammatically correct term that dovetails seamlessly into everyday conversation and facilitates the efficient means of advising of the act of working from home.

How boss, I'll be worfhing tomorrow. Call if you need me.

by Freeman7436 March 21, 2022

wordfuck

1. (noun) a combination of several words into one, usually witty (see definition 2), that most people can understand almost instantly

2. (verb) mashing words together in an attempt to sound witty but instead sounding very garbled

James -Sometimes I just wish there was somewhere where I could tweet, watch online videos, and add musicians as friends at the same time.
Tad -Oh, you mean like Spacetubester: it's MySpace, YouTube, and Twitter all together.
James -Nah, that's just a wordfuck.

by TheOne.Omni February 16, 2010

wordfilterowned

The term 'wordfilterowned' is used on chat-boards such as 4chan and 7chan, where word filters have been implemented to mess with the words. For example fail gets word-filtered to win, and girlfriend gets wordfiltered to boyfriend. 'wordfilterowned' is when a poster's entire message is corrupted due to wordfilters.

you have been wordfilterowned, lol

by fermal February 2, 2007

worf

Worth.
Material or market value.

Is it worf it?

by KittAnn January 20, 2004

wordfasho

as in to agree with someone extremely, or give some one props for some ballin ass shit.

You can catch Philip at the box, gettin' crazy like a fox. wordfasho

by Heavy Jeezy September 13, 2010

wordfraud

n. The act of playing non-existent and/or highly uncommon non-English words that are nonetheless recognized as valid plays in the Wordfeud application for Android despite violating the traditional rules of Scrabble. Wordfraud almost always occurs with letters that are otherwise difficult to play and worth a higher point value, thus increasing frustration of its victims.

hoho1990 played ZOA for 24 points.
pir8 played DAM for 6 points.
hoho1990 played XI for 18 points.
pir8 played CLOCK for 15 points.
hoho1990 played TAJ for 36 points.
pir8 has sent you a message in chat: bitch, this is some fucking wordfraud.

by pir8tehpirate May 11, 2011