squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.

My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.

by helislapp November 28, 2022

Wormy

Our noble savior and Adult monster. 😱STAY AWAY. He changes to a butterfly. Wormy first appeared in S2/E11 of Spongebob Squarepants in Wormy/Patty Hype.

AHH WORMY IS ABOUT TO KILL US!

by F R E E Z E February 14, 2019

Wormy dogging

It’s the act of a bouncing ones butt checks in a forward motion on someone’s face or ground

Asked my girl if I could do a little wormy dogging on her face to bust a nut, she accepted

by Slutbucketsuckit April 28, 2023

wormie

worm is the cutest person ever to exist!!! she's funny, beautiful, and most importantly the most perfect person ever!! her music taste is THE BEST and she always knows how to make everyone smile. if u think she's not the most perfect person ever no u don't :D

person 1: "have you seen wormie? she's so beautiful"
person 2: "she's the most perfect person ever!!"

by televsed May 27, 2020

Permy wormy

A person who has a perm but denies it

Omg Johnson u have a perm we know it. We know u r a permy wormy.

by Imagine having a perm headass November 13, 2020

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.

My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.

by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020

Wormy

A person that likes worms on strings a lot, or has a cult dedicated to them, generally in their bathroom.
They also probably have a picture of said type of worm, as profile picture on this or that website.

A really kind person when you get to meet them, but may have murderous intent after you both get to know each other.
Will probably stab you in the stomach with a knife and make a giant worm on a string out of your lungs.

Person 1: OH GOD, IT'S WORMY!
Person 2: BETTER RUN BEFORE WORMY GRABS OUR LUNGS!

by not_wolfy June 27, 2020