A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.
Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.
You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
by 1L February 4, 2006
Get the Hamline Wireless mug.The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.
Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."
Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."
Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016
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by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019
Get the HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A mug.its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.
pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling
cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone
pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling
cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone
lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user
by joshua001 March 7, 2007
Get the cricket wireless mug.Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"
Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!
by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009
Get the verizon wireless mug.a company where white people get fired for making the same jokes that other types of people make and where girls can be sexually harassed and told to suck it up until their harassers leave their location. Also a place where employees look through your phone and take private pictures and content from your phone and share it with their friends..
by mr. smith x March 4, 2008
Get the verizon wireless mug.Damn Gina...go wireless bitch...go wireless!
Holy fuck dude, Jenna likes to go wireless after the gin and juice.
Last night was so fucked up, I told Fuk Mi to go hands free on my cock. That bitch hooked me up like the operator.
Holy fuck dude, Jenna likes to go wireless after the gin and juice.
Last night was so fucked up, I told Fuk Mi to go hands free on my cock. That bitch hooked me up like the operator.
by cgirl1 December 13, 2009
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