free wifi

A code name for drugs. Mainly used in schools so teachers don't get suspicious of drug use.

"Want some free wifi"

"Yo hit me up with some free wifi"

by K.brot March 7, 2014

WiFi

WiFi is called Wireless Fidelity, or Wireless internet. In most areas, there are many wifi providers to choose from! The best part is- they're all free! You can choose from "Joe's WiFi", Linksys, Netgear, or sometimes Holiday Inn. You'll probably get the best experience with linksys or netgear, because the idiots that rename their router probably aren't smart enough to lock it.

No contracts, no obligations, no credit card required!
WiFi! It's the wave of the future!

Mike: Hey neighbor, you got WiFi? Mine went down!
Joe: REALLY? Mine went down too! Who's your provider?
Mike: Joe's WiFi.
Joe: WHY YOU SON OF A $^#@$

by linuxftw August 17, 2008

Wiff

To just barely miss the intended goal. To make a mistake, but being very close to actually achieving the intended objective.

I wiffed the shot - it hit the post of the goal.

I wiffed question three on the exam. I forgot to carry the one in the math.

The sniper just wiffed the tin can with his bullet.

by Mr.Timber June 12, 2012

Wifi Warrior

A person who primarily plays online and has adapted to the lag using tactics and flow charts which will never work in-person play.

Me: Can you at least use a LAN cable Wifi Warrior buddy?
Wifi Warrior: *some bs reason*

by Waggish January 27, 2021

wikification

The verification of a disputed point through the use of www.wikipedia.org.

You said 'Friends' was a spinoff of 'Mad About You'?
We need to get some wikification on that.

by Noel Marcantel, Jebb Barr, and Chez Cruz January 28, 2008

jamie wifi

Jamie wifi is when there is a lot of lag or really slow wifi.

Person 1: “man, my wifi is so bad”
Person 2:”dude, you have Jamie wifi”

by Bruh12675 June 27, 2021

wifisfuneral

A guy who makes really fire beats and freestyles hella good

I wish I could rap like wifisfuneral

by Playboys February 17, 2018