Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

wassergock

An uber gock. A gigantic, sagging belly full of man butter that blocks access to the cock.

His wassergock is so bad it looks like a pregnant scrotum...where's the tip? That guy obviously takes it in the can, his wassergock makes his cock invisible!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009

Wispering Walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.

I love you so much I'm going to give you a wispering walnut tonight.

by Leprekan_45 September 7, 2010

Wasterella

A wasted Cinderella; a prima donna with no discernible value, who is rich for no discernible reason

"My boss is the biggest wasterella I have ever seen."

"She's got a huge ass too."

by Humor Smith February 20, 2009

DICK WASHER

WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED

by SWEET&TEMPTING October 5, 2016

ham washer

Toilet

Ham washer is To clean ham

by Jimmy bin laden November 17, 2021

Weed Waster

A term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, Woody Weed Waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.

Hey man, get some papers, I don't want to smoke out of that weed waster...we won't get high.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004