Valetirian

Valeitirian is a term/name or slang for a short person

"Wow, that's a pretty short person"
"Must be a Valetirian"

by IAmNotValetirian January 5, 2023

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

by Sexydimma October 16, 2012

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

Vegeta

Vegeta is the prince of all sayians!! he's is a godly, sexy man who will rip off your balls and blast them to the next dimension if you fuck with him!

"hey Vegeta, you're kinda short"
RIIIIIIP "AHHHHHHH" BOOOM

by Elise May 24, 2004

Vegetatious

1.To be of or relating to vegetation
2.To be a color of plants or resembling plants

Your art project with a jungle design looks vegetatious.

by rmsk12 June 6, 2011

Hip Hop Valet Parking

Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.

T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.

by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009