Nelson Velez

An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.
He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.
Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.

oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!

by Very Angry Bitch February 28, 2005

Nelson Velez

Back round info:Deffinatley not one of the smartest "things" to walk the earth but sure as hell the biggest lyer! He needs a punch in the face to straighten his dumb ass out.

1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.
for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!

Dude: hey man do you see that skugly stupid fuck walkin over there?
Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!
Dude: you tell him man, you tell him
**((zing))**

by my lipstick's on his collar March 4, 2005

St Velentine's Day

The second holiday that falls on February 14th, sharing it's day with St Valentine. It celebrates the joy of being single. Created by a Loozar.

"Spent this velentines day single and still happy as ever :)" - Single person celebrating St Velentine's Day

by Drexal019 March 2, 2011

Velevil

Velveeta cheese pretty much. Usually what you say to describe what Velveeta cheese looks like after you pretend it's real cheese and try to make dip out of it.

Person1: Dude, lets make some Velveeta dip!
Person2: A'ight.
(3 minutes and 30 seconds later)
Person1: Dude! WTF is that?!
Person2: man that shit is Velevil

by dpndrgst May 1, 2007

A B-Velez

An afro hair cut. Very Columbian. Very curly. Oh so sexy. Also, called a Velez.

What a B-Velez wannabe!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Veler

A verb. To veler someone is to lovingly destroy. Some would say it is when someone wakes from a deep slumber with a fiery soul, ready to make enemies forget that denny’s grand slam used to cost only $1.99 as their pants are pulled down to expose dirty underpants.

Stan: “was that guy crying?”

John: “yeah he was velered this morning”

Stan: “veler is a badass.”

by Wilmington Woman September 5, 2019

dirty velez

A guy who is willing to have anal sex with fat women.

dude my buddy who works the mail room is such a dirty velez.

by Monze February 25, 2008