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vegan gains

Noun 1: A gain in muscle mass attributed to the vegan diet.

Noun 2: A psychopath who hates when animals are killed, but threatens to kill random people.
1. Ya I'm really proud of the vegan gains I've been making as of late.

2. WHY DONT U WAKE UP ADN MAKE SUM FUKIN VEGAIN GAIIINS
by "4ChanDOTgov" December 25, 2016
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vegan slaughterhouse

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.
Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"
by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020
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vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023
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Trina Vega

Bets character on victorious. Most talented, coolest, funniest, and of course the prettiest. The only reason other dislike her is because they're jealous <3
Wow Tori is so annoying I feel bad for Trina Vega who has to live with her.
by Trina4Prez June 26, 2021
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Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude
by Epic Feats January 28, 2021
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Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.
I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.
by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
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Vegan Sleepover

A group of people (typically teenagers) spooning on a horizontal surface
raw feelings, raw emotions, raw people - Welcome to the vegan sleepover
by Plaid flannel May 24, 2016
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