A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.
by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 01, 2025
A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug
Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?
-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it
Are we going out or what ?!
-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight
Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!
-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night
Yo bro can I play a Song ?
-no man, you're music taste Is wack
But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...
-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it
Are we going out or what ?!
-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight
Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!
-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night
Yo bro can I play a Song ?
-no man, you're music taste Is wack
But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...
-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021
by anon56543653573642853 August 11, 2012
by TheCreepyThingInYourNightmares October 28, 2017
Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London
by Tickledurgirlspickle September 07, 2022
The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.
oh its an Ivan Vargas
by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019