Vargas

Man who shits himself on command

Guy 1: did you see when Vargas shit his pants
Guy 2: yea

by Andrew Shorting March 27, 2019

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quick vargas

A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug

Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?

-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it

Are we going out or what ?!

-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight

Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!

-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night

Yo bro can I play a Song ?

-no man, you're music taste Is wack

But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...

-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here

by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021

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Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.

oh its an Ivan Vargas

by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019

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Luciano Vargas

A psychopath than you just can't stop loving.

Random girl: My boyfriend in prison is such a Luciano Vargas.

by TheCreepyThingInYourNightmares October 27, 2017

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Varga

When you say you are going to do something and then bail without even telling anyone usually due to some unimportant debauchery .

Friend 1: Hey man let’s do that important thing we talked about tomorrow okay?

Friend 2: Yeah sure thing !

Next day …

Friend 1: Hey when are you coming? Hello ??

Friend 2: ::crickets::

•Friend 2 pulled a varga

by elpolemico December 3, 2021

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