Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.
Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.
by Flared January 9, 2007
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Get the No Vaseline mug.1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
Get the Vaseline mug.When a woman/man is so fat that their vagina's/penis's become one with there belly. Hit night club coming soon.
Damn look at the vagelly on that girl! I'd like to tap that vagelly!
A woman sure does know how to get a man goin with a vagelly like that.
A woman sure does know how to get a man goin with a vagelly like that.
by Laura and Sara March 5, 2005
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Get the vagelfie mug.1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.
2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.
3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.
2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.
3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.
1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.
2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.
3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.
2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.
3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.
by Kevin342523657231354 March 6, 2008
Get the raped no vaseline mug.Festivities dominated by the female gender. The opposite of a sausage fest.
Also the term used to describe an available woman.
Also the term used to describe an available woman.
1.
Brittany: Hey Susie, what are you up to tonight?
Susie: Ohhh, I have some Vagelorette party to go to...
2.
"and our next vagelorette is fresh from Chicago..."
Brittany: Hey Susie, what are you up to tonight?
Susie: Ohhh, I have some Vagelorette party to go to...
2.
"and our next vagelorette is fresh from Chicago..."
by Cooper-Yeager November 20, 2013
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