Valedictorian

The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation.

My sister was the valedictorian at school

by Malakai April 22, 2006

the valedictorian

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

The best position ever, the valedictorian

by captain mc awesome super April 7, 2016

foo foo valve

This Kiwi (New Zealand, typically with farmers, labourers and military) slang phrase is heard in expressions like "don’t bust your foo-foo valve", or "if you do that you’ll blow your foo-foo valve", when someone is trying to lift a weight or do a heavy physical task which might cause physical strain. It is used about both sexes. It has been mentioned that the "foo-foo valve" is the anal sphincter, so that foo-foo would perhaps be onomatopoeic for fart. Generally it is thought to refer to avoiding a hernia, a prolapse, or vomiting while under great strain and/or exertion.

For the past month Tom would hold his groin every time he sneezed since he had blown his foo foo valve while trying to lift the concrete wash tub into his van

Weightlifter Serge Blout'jagutski was urgently told by his friends to stay down in his squat position after they noticed a bulge and leakage in the rear of his gym tights that they presumed was his foo foo valve blowing out when he tried to lift the last weight.

by Fooslayer September 16, 2013

arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

by The love bandit March 14, 2004

Flukas Valve

An uncommon house hold valve for faucets that connects to the waterline. Usually special ordered, sometimes found at home depot.

I had a hard time finding a 3/8 O.D. Flukas Valve at the home depot, but I found one online.

by Jeff McD September 11, 2009

poo valve

the hole; including flap, rim and tunnel, through which mammals launch poo and related solid and gaseous matter.

an exit not an entrance

an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)

the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood

Dude 1: dude wats up? u look like crap.
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

Valverdog

An overhyped bum that plays for Real Madrid. Although he is originally from Uruguay, today he lives in Gavi's pocket

Valverdog is so finished. He only lives off that UCL final assist

by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022