Vala is a girl who is just SO hot. Everybody loves her.
She is kind and caring and has more confidence than everybody. Sometimes it comes off as being a biotch but Vala is honestly just so cool. People who hate on her are fucked up and need medical help.
She is kind and caring and has more confidence than everybody. Sometimes it comes off as being a biotch but Vala is honestly just so cool. People who hate on her are fucked up and need medical help.
Boy 1: Hey bro, I'm gonna ask Vala out, she's so hot.
Boy 2: Wtf? She's mine bro. Back off
Girl 1: Hell no, she made me a lesbian. She's obviously mine.
Vala: What? No. My heart belongs to (Insert fictional character here)
Boy 2: Wtf? She's mine bro. Back off
Girl 1: Hell no, she made me a lesbian. She's obviously mine.
Vala: What? No. My heart belongs to (Insert fictional character here)
by AlexJohnson123 May 29, 2021
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When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.
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When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.
by viethra April 28, 2009
Get the mya'valanch mug.For Valhalla is when you are having sexual intercourse with a girl (or a guy) and you want to step up your kinky side and grab a knife and stab your self in the chest while screaming out for Valhalla whilst viscously fucking them until you either cum of bleed out and if you cum you may survive if not you will be remembered in Valhalla and the great sexual king.
"baby I want to step this up I think I'm gonna perform For-Valhalla tonight to show my love for you and my manliness
by Lord of the sharks 754 October 22, 2019
Get the For-Valhalla mug.first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.
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by T.J. Beville December 9, 2008
Get the valar mug.Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louise who is dating Avenged Sevenfold's amazing guitarist, Synyster Gates. Val was formerly A7X's tour manager until they signed with Warner Brothers. Val and Matt have been dating for reportedly 13 years and also are said to both wear promise rings. She was given the nickname 'Screaming Demon Girl' after she performed the additional screams on 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion' which was on Avenged Sevenfold's first album, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet". Val is currently attending college for acting and modeling, with experience in both categories as she has modeled for clothing lines and has a small role in a movie called "Erased". She has a great sense of humor and a kind heart. No one can take her place so all you little slutty fans, don't even try!
by KTREX May 22, 2007
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