vagueposting

Making posts on social media that either

1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention

2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them

Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before

1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."

Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"

Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"

2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "

Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl

vagueposting by lightning_troubadour May 5, 2015

vagene 

The proper name for American female sex organs.

"hi bb.
U like sexc chat
Show ur vagene pls
Sexc chat pls
Bb
Hi
Open ur vagene pls"

*Sends dick pic after no response*

vagene by Diarrheajonea August 22, 2017

Vaguebooking 

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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Vaguebooking by elbandidomaximo February 19, 2009

Vaguebooker 

someone who intentionally throws up a vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

...don't be one.

Example:

Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

Mark is: "regretting last night"

"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."

"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"

Vaguebooker by .JEll. February 5, 2010

Vagenda 

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

He fell right into her vagenda!

Vagenda by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 3, 2010

vagene and bobs pic 

pls send vagene and bobs pic

guy 1: send vagene and bobs pic
girl 1: *sends vagene and bobs pic*

vagene and bobs pic by hefdsj bhijgbksrf August 22, 2017

show vagene 

An expression used by Indian men who find themselves in need of sexual stimulation.

Hallo bb open Bob show vagene

show vagene by Sexy indian man October 7, 2017