Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!

What every eighth grader thinks about.

I dunno about you, but when I was in 8th grade, I was like, "Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!"

by Ethan819 April 26, 2017

vaginoscope

A certain scientific tool that allows a man (or woman) to measure the horny levels of one particular vagina. Used in a large group setting, the vaginoscope may malfunction, backfiring on the user and creating several black holes. This tool is very rare and very dangerous, so only an exclusive group of highly intelligent asian M.D.PhDs are allowed near them. Some say they don't exist; some haven't the nerve to believe. But some know the truth: it exists, and you can't even tell.

As a physical property of science, I find velocity to be highly hornifying to my vaginoscope.

by The Discoverer September 14, 2009

Vaginass

A vaginass is a vagina that has grown so large as to consume the adjacent asshole.

"dude, i herd that girl has a vaginass"

by Dweebiechimp October 31, 2009

Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010

Vaginasaurus

A vagina which is so ancient that it needs a team of anthropologists to recognise it.

Your Grandma: "Look at my vaginasaurus!"

by Gossip Who? August 7, 2009

Vagingus

1. A female dingus
2. Vagina fungus

1. Stop being such a vaginus.
2. Something smells. Are you growing vagingus?

by Sully90 June 29, 2011

vagicushion

Resting one's hot throbbing cock between a woman's legs during 'intimate' cuddles.

last night she wasn't in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion

by Miraxis August 2, 2017