vagtable

A vegetable that you can put in your vagina instead of a dildo

Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, etc

Those dykes are so poor they use vagtables

by Kaytlinnn January 14, 2009

vantasm

The effect on the wall of your moving shadow, caused by the headlights of a van driving by at night.

The vantasm was awesome last night; we should stand by the roadside more often.

by Brien O'Connor February 21, 2008

Valtard

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

vagtache

Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache

Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache

by Grnzook March 1, 2009

Vasapollo

Newby Italian marathon runner who travels quite often to the US pretending to have some kind of Finance Headquarter there - but actually training penguins around the Reservoir, wearing fluo shocking NYC Marathon tees, preferably from the eighties, even better when undersize.

Guy A - Look there! Something pink is flashing along the path!

Guy B - Cool down, man - it's only Vasapollo running!

Guy A - Jesus, the NYC Marathon ballot deadline just expired!

by TremontiIsChasingMe June 22, 2011

Vashayshay

slang for Vagina

Bill:"My Vashayshay is da bomb"

by ZZZDNFOJMSKDMI November 5, 2011

Vartan

an armenian name decending from an armeninan hero vartan mamikonyan, who was very smart, strong and brave

vartan will defeat those dam turks

by aka March 10, 2005