Vape

Vape (a.k.a e-cig/electric cigarettes) is a douchey alternative to smoking cigarettes. Usually, teens will consume this in massive amounts to look "cool" claiming it has no negative health impacts because it's "just nicotine with flavor". Eventually, they get addicted and become junkies.

Dave: "Yo bro! You wanna take a puff?"
John: "Ew! You vape? You're such a douchebag."
Dave: "I know!"

by MasterOfBalls June 8, 2022

Vape

That thing girls suck on to get better at head.

"Hey Jenny, did you hit your vape today?"
"Yeah I did. Now unzip your pants and stuff one in me."

by Babykilleralex June 27, 2022

Vape

A pagan device used by children to summon Satan in their lungs and then expel his wretched smoke through their mouths

-Priest Bob

Person one: I'm gonna hit a vape
Person two: no don't do it!
Person one: *Responds in Satan noises*

by Маршал Чилтонов July 15, 2022

Vape

Bad player

Vape is the Worst player ever to play cops

by samerr August 16, 2022

Vape

An e-cigarette that kids usually in high school use to try and be cool.

I brought my vape into the bathroom.

by Thehelperofidiots September 11, 2022

vape

a way to have little lungs and to died at 23

person 1- hi i gonna vape

person 2- have fun dieding young

by bigperson87 April 25, 2023

Vape

Electronic device, commonly used to cause stage 3 lung cancer.

Michael: *Whips out his vape*
John: "Michael. Why does ur vape have tiktok on it?"
Michael: "Vape to fuck my lungs and tiktok to fuck my brain!"
John: "What kind of a sick cock would buy this shit!......... $20 bucks and a blowie with a few bites to seal the deal?"
Michael: *Starts getting molested by John for his USB*

by tony_profane_1956 August 9, 2024