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V.I.T.S.

Vegetarian In The Sack. A person that doesn't go down on other people. That is, they don't eat meat.
I heard she's a VITS.
by gggg February 9, 2004
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V.I.T

I'm going to V.I.T., because that fart was so raunchy.
by Ava Jane June 28, 2010
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D.T.V.

abbreviation: Direct Turd Vapour. A fart that is so rich and stinky that one is assured the stench emanates directly from a turd sitting near the anus. Traditionally, within an hour of D.T.V offence, the offender will be required to use the bathroom to evacuate the turd.
noun. Jerry's fart was so smelly, I was certain that it was D.T.V.

verb. Jesus Christ Jerry! Quit D.T.V.-ing over there!
by bunger15 June 5, 2010
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T.V. Dinner

A Gourmet Family Meal for the WHITE TRASH FAMILY, its healthy nutricious and those little fuckers with the mullets just love em!!
EX. 1. Hey ma, can u put another one of them darn T.V. Dinners in the microwave, im as hungry as a rat in a trailer park.

EX. 2. Damn woman i come home spectin u thave some god damn food cooked for me, and all i come home to is this raggedy ass T.V. Dinner, come over heyah so i can slap the salt out your mouth Biatch!!!
by SEAN_BOOGEY March 30, 2007
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T.V

Variant of TV. A short form of television.
by Anonymous July 6, 2003
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T.V. Telepathy

That ability that certain people have where they change the channel on a show during the commercial, and turn it back just in time for the show to come back.
Guy 1: "Yo, John. Turn the channel back. My T.V. Telepathy is telling me the show is back on."

Guy 2: "No way, man. It's only been a minute."

(Three minutes later)

Guy 1: "Way to go. We missed who the killer is."

Guy 2: "Sorry I didn't trust your T.V. Telepathy."
by Disaster_Child March 30, 2010
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T.V.G

Tragic Chinese Gayness-- A highly contagious disease which usually targets individuals of Asian decent. This rare illness attacks the brain specifically, the limbic system, also known as the "emotional brain" The disease will cause an individual, usually male, to feel stronger and stronger sexually towards the same sex. This infection also targets the reproductive system, targeting males with "tuna can" penis'(one that is fatter than it is wide). One must begin seeking treatment as soon as one notices any of the symptoms. Treatments: Therapy, Bible studies, Nirvana/Enlightnment meditation.
When my friend Tom got T.V.G we all became fairly timid around him and quickly aided him in going through the recuperation process.
by YOunC February 25, 2011
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