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Utter juggs 

Big pulsating nipples that have an areloea that is pink (or in a black girls case brown) and is stretching the skin. They also have to hang down straight. These Utter juggs can not have a perky appearance. They have to be "bottom heavy" The nipples need to point down toward the ground.
Man, shit those Utter juggs on that plus size layne bryant model are fuckin' cattle style. Ain't she a beaut.
Utter juggs by Rowdy rrooo November 29, 2007

Utter Surprise 

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.
I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.
Utter Surprise by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

Utter Dunk

To have a disgusting female with large, saggy (possibly "child bearing) breasts drop her nipples/areolas into your face and/or mouth.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.
Sarah, being the fat, nasty girl at the party, would always wait for unsuspecting subjects to pass out and then pull out her stretched marked boobs and drop them into their faces, therefore "utter dunking" them as pictures were taken.
Utter Dunk by Clever Mike September 3, 2009

Utter Shower Of Cunts 

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else
"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

utter-nipples 

1.)cow nipples; the nipples on a cows utter

2.)big gross nipples; usually belong to old or obese people or just a plain fag
1.) have a cow? milk its utter-nipples

2.)paige: look at that fat ass jessica. she has the biggest utter-nipples
connor: i think she has four

utter chaos

-something that is utterly crazy
- A game of ping pong played on a small table with a net made out of masking tape with "Utter Chaos" written on it.
CHODE: "Did you see that?"
OLD MAN JENKINS: "Yeah, that was utter chaos!"
utter chaos by SalsaBoy February 11, 2003