Usher

the action of sucking dick

Did you see how Sara ushered Mike?

by usherme March 13, 2018

Ushers

Assistants in the porn industry, helping to feed large penises into unaccommodating spaces.

Jennifer squirmed as the ushers helped Ron get into place

by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018

Leo Usher and Barney Ray

They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed

Leo Usher and Barney Ray are way loud

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

Usher

a guy who is totally 100% NOT a lolicon. he is not a lolicon whatsoever. whatever you do, do not assume he is a lolicon because he most definitely is NOT. he is also NOT a child predator. usher is a very nice guy who talks to you a lot over text, but does not speak to you in person smh.

wow! your friend is totally an usher!

by thisisnotusher April 7, 2022

Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

The Usher

The Usher is a viral infection common in the north-eastern part of the United States.

"Man, did you hear that the Usher knocked out 2 of our employees in the past 2 weeks?"

by Magma Man April 28, 2022

church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023