A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
by Magma Man April 28, 2022
I feel like Ellectra Usher this morning.
by GG4live January 06, 2014
When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos
by Richard (big dick) smoker May 30, 2023
The bank are incompetent. They can't do their jobs. They usher me into this room where I shout at them.
by deadlygamesman March 15, 2019
by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018